Hansel and Gretel

Haste
{t}: Destroy target black creature. It can't be regenerated. This creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, untap
this creature.
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Were uh, wondering... Why are these, uhm,
jelly beans, uh, writ.. Writhing?"