Haphazard Guard

Target creature can't block, it deals damage to it's controller equal to it's toughness.
"So we sneak through the streets under the cover of darkness. I have already bribed a few select watch
members to make the trip all the more easy. Then we
scale the high walls, over the ramparts, poison the
guards, at which point I will start picking the lock
while you lot watch my back and"-
-"Sir, they all fell asleep."