by MonkeyPirate2002 on Oct 15, 2017
Hapless Pork Thief
When Hapless Pork Thief enters the battlefield, if its dash cost was paid,
you may put a 2/2 green boar token with first strike under target opponent's control. Otherwise, tap Hapless Pork Thief.
Many a goblin suffer their fate in hilarious ways.