Happy hydra

Indestructible, Haste, Menace
{u}{u}{t}:Your opponent must to toilet.
{g}{g}{ut}:Your opponent must say:
"I AM A VERY KING OF MICE!"
{g/u}{g/u}{e}:Your opponent must say:
"HO CREATE THIS VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY BIG FART?!"
Ho create this very very very...
5 years later: very very big fart?!