Happy hydra

Indestructible,Haste,Menace,
{u}{u}:Yor oponent must go to toilet.
{g}{g}:Yor oponet must say
"I EM VERY KING OF MICE!!!".
{g/u}{g/u}:Yor oponet must say
"HO CREATE THIS VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY BIG FART???!!!"
{g}{g}{g}{g}{g}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}:
Cast token spell Bounci Bounce.