Hatha, god of confusion

+2: Draw 2 cards, discard a card, discard the top card of your deck and have all target opponent discard a card
-3: Tap all creatures on field for 1 turn. Whenever someone draws a card during this time, they must discard it.
-8: Choose between vigilance, flying, reach, deathtouch and lifelink to give each of 5 of your creatures (Give one to each)