Hatred of Co-Workers

Hexproof

Attach Hatred of Co-Workers to a creature you control. Hatred of Co-Workers cannot attack, block or be targeted by creatures while attached. Every one of your upkeep steps that Hatred of Co-Workers remains attached to a creature, add a -1/-1 counter to the attached creature and a +1/+1 counter to Hatred of Co-Workers until the attached creature is destroyed. You may pay the mana cost of this spell to attach it to a new creature.

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