Havordh

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Am Duke, Will Travel! At the beginning of your
Upkeep, your opponent (or next player in turn
order) taps and gains control of Havordh, unless
you sacrifice a land.
...Otherwise, I'll be at Court! {2}: Havordh may
attack this turn as though he didn't have Defender.
I beat cancer, I can probably beat you.