Havordh

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Am Duke, Will Travel! At the beginning of your
Upkeep, your opponent (or next player in turn
order) taps and gains control of Havordh, unless
you pay {2}.
Otherwise, I'll be at Court! Sacrifice 1 land: Havordh
may attack this turn as though he didn't have
Defender.
If I can beat cancer, I can beat you. Sacrifice 1 land:
regenerate Havordh