Hazoret, god of rape
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Hazoret, god of rape
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Hazoret, god of rape

+4: Exile target creature you control and put a white van counter on it
-2: return target creature to the battlefield from exile as long as it has a white van counter on it then sacrifice its can't-twerk ass
0: force your opponent to give you $50 and contact details of a weed dealer

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