Healthcare

Until the start of your next upkeep, every time
an opponent uses mana, add a number of counters equal to the amount of mana they
used. At the start of your next upkeep, add life equal to the amount of counters on Healthcare, then sacrifice Healthcare.
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Why is this shit so expensive?