Heavy Weapons Drone

When Heavy Weapons Drone enters the battlefield, your Drones get +1+1. Opposing Drones get -1-1.
If damage were to be dealt to Heavy Weapons Drone, give it -1-1 instead.
If Heavy Weapons Drone were to be exiled or destroyed, equip it to target creature instead. It has +4+5 and Vigilance.
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