Helô, Impetuous Technocrat

Haste
While Helo, Impetuous Archdirectress is in play,
it can't remember your name before 2 years.
Helo, Impetuous Archdirectress enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
XUPA shouts cost {1} less to cast.
Are you an idiot?