Hell on Earth

Each player divides all their creatures in half. The larger pile is destroyed and the rest are returned to their hand. Each player then draw 2 cards. Then return up to 2 target creatures from Graveyards to the battlefield under your control. (Any player who can't divide their creatures evenly must destroy a pile or their lone creature.)

"They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done." - King Novik