Hell\'s Pass Hospital

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters tapped.{flavor}Dr. Doctor: How are you feeling, son? Kenny: Like a sick animal. Dr. Doctor: Great. Son, I have some bad news. We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about 3 seconds to live. Kenny: What?! [the potato explodes and blood is sent flying everywhere]