HELP i 8 2 mUch CheEsE

I ate a WHEEL of CHEESE
my STOMACH HURTS and
eye thiNk I'm peeing coal
god I don't thiNk I'll make it to the
TOILET in time oh GOD please
my belly feals like there's a
DEMON inside of it
eye NEED an exorCist
{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life.