Henry, the idiot

{t}, you gain 1 life and draw one card
{1}, untap this card
You have no maximum hand size
Every time you tap this card, X goes up
by 1, X starts at 0
Every time you draw a card, you gain 1 life
all opponents lose 1 life
Every time you deal combat damage,
you get 1 life and draw 1 card
haste, double strike, flying, reach, menace