Hidden Agenda

Target opponent chooses one -- Creatures caster
controls gain Lifelink and indestructible until
the end of turn; or at the end of combat caster
creates 3 1/1 white vampire creature tokens
with bloodthirst X (This creature enters the
battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where
X is the damage dealt to your opponents this turn.)
"Surely you would not try
to disappoint me, would you?"