High Lords of Terra

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

In the absence of the active guidance of He who sits
on the Throne - may His name be blessed - it is those twelve alone who have guided our ravenously fecund species through ten thousand years of survival, within a universe that most assuredly desires to chew
on our collective souls and spit the gristle out.