Hissing Quagmire

Hissing Quagmire enters the battlefield tapped.
{t}: Add {b} or {g} to your mana pool.
{1}{b}{g}: Hissing Quagmire becomes a 2/2 black
and green Human creature with deathtouch until
end of turn. He's still a land.
If Hissing Quagmire would deal damage to a
female creature, instead prevent that damage
and Spike her Drink (gain control of her as
long as it's night).
"Giggity giggity. Giggity goo."
- Glen Quagmire