Hoid, the King's Wit

White spells you play cost {1} less to play.
Blue spells you play cost {1} less to play.
Spells your opponents play cost {1} more to play.
"Nonsense. Balderdash. Figgldygrak. Isn't it odd that gibberish words are often the sounds of other words, cut
up and dismembered, then stitched into something
like them--yet wholly unlike them at the same time? I
wonder if you could do that to a man."