Hoid, The King's Wit

{u}{r}{t}: Put a gibe counter on target creature.
Then,each creature with a gibe counter on it
gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
"Ah! So, You're going deaf, are you? Let me
know when the process is complete... I've
always wanted to sneak up and poke a deaf man
in the back of the head. I think it would be hilarious."- Wit