Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

{t},{w}, Sacrifice Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch; Destroy target creature.
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou
count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the
number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shall bethree. Four shalt thou not count,
neither count thou two, excepting that thou then
proceed to three.