Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

{2}{t}Sacrifice Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch - Destroy target creature. Target creature cannot
be regenerated.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that,
with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits
in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people
did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and
fruit bats and large chu--