Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.Then, shalt
thou count to three. No more. No less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the
number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt
thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out. Once the number three, being
the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy
foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall
snuff it.

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