Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Create a 5/5 black colorless rabbit token creature and assign it to an opponent, then the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch exiles one creature and destroys another creature.

'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."