Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

When The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch enters the battlefield, each opponent creates a token that’s a copy of it.

The Holy Hand Grenade enters the battlefield with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last time counter is removed, you may tap, say it's flavor text and sacrifice The Holy Hand Grenade to exile target creature.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou