Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

{t}, Sacrifice the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch,
Count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number
of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou
not count neither count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!
Once the number three being the third number
be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who being
naughty in my sight shall snuff it. Amen:
Destroy target creature.