Homer Simpson

Obese (This creature can't be blocked except
by three or more creatures.)
{r}, {t}: Sacrifice legendary creature named Bart
Simpson. Deal damage equal to Bart Simpson's
power plus toughness to any target.
{x}{x}, {t}: Put X +1/+1 counters on Bart
Simpson.
{u}{b}{r}, {t}: Create a Donut token. ({t}, Sacrifice
this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Homer Simpson
for each other Donut token you control.)