Hopeless Champion

Trample
Hopeless Champion enters the battlefield with two -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever Hopeless Champion attacks, remove a
-1/-1 counter from it.

"It's an upside-down sham of a world in which men like these, if they can be called men at all, can look down on a man like me. I am worth twice the lot
of you."
—Bremer dan Gorst