Hopeless Oaf

Delirium— When this creature dies, return each creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Until the end of turn, each creature card you
own that is not on the battlefield has madness.
The madness cost is equal to its mana cost.
Then, Discard your hand.
When a creature enters the battlefield under
your control, if it was cast using an alternate
cost, it enters the battlefield with a fate counter
and menace counter on it.