Hour of Promise

Search your library for up to two land cards, put
them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle
your library. Then if you control three or more Deserts, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature
tokens.
"There was a bursting as of an exploding bladder, a
slushy nastiness as of a cloven sunfish, a stench as of
a thousand opened graves, and a sound that the chronicler could not put on paper."