Housekeeping Havoc

Sacrifice any number of creatures. You gain 1 life for
each creature sacrificed this way. For each
creature sacrificed, you may destroy up to one
target creature. Each opponent gains 1 life for each
of their creatures destroyed this way.

“Master, you won't abandon me, will you? Can you
promise not to? Can I place my faith in you, Master?
You are trustworthy, are you not? Ahh... I hope it
wasn't a mistake to place my faith in you...”
—Dido