How to Smurf a Smurf

0: Want to Smurf a Smurf.
1: Find a Smurf.
2: Smurf a Smurf.
3: Smurf the Smurf.
4: Smurf the Smurfed Smurf.
5: Smurf the Smurf.
6: Smurf Smurf to World of Smurf.
7: Smurf about Smurf.
8: Smurf with Smurf.
9: Smurf Smurfs.
x: Smurf Smurfs Smurf.
i: Smurf I Smurf.
"What the Smurf is a Smurf" - The Game.