Howard Stern, The Forbidden Ho

Defender, Reach, {t}Tap target creature.
Target creature must reveal deeply personal details about its sexual proclivities,
until target creature's controller pays {x}
and shows Howard Stern,
The Forbidden Host their breasts,
where {x} is equal to the total
number of breasts on his or her chest.
This cost may be payed during target creature's controller's upkeep phase.
Play this ability as an instant. Draw a card.