humongolrus

big boy {w}{w}{w}{w}{w}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u} (you may cast
this spell for its big boy cost. If you do, this
creature gets +5+5 and you choose target
opponent at random. That opponents maximum
life total is 30. If that opponent has more than
30 life, there life total is reduced to 30)
trample, haste
{w}{u}: draw a card for each player