Humperdink- Kings Stinking Son

Whenever this card or another nontoken historic permanent enters the battlefield under your control, this card deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
"The king's stinking son fired me, and thank
you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give
me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
We're closed!"