Humperdink- Kings Stinking Son
Whenever this card or another nontoken historic permanent enters
the battlefield under your control, this card deals 1 damage to
each opponent and you gain 1 life.
"The king's stinking son fired me, and thank
you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at
it, why don't you give
me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
We're closed!"
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