Husbands, United

Whenever you cast a white spell, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, scry 2.
Whenever you cast a red spell, Husbands, United deals 3 damage to target opponent.
Whenever you cast a green spell, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
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