i. Demon, Shard Lord

When i. Demon, Lord of Shards enters the battlefield, put 5 minus {x} "Hey!" counters on
each creature opponents control. At the
beginning of each upkeep, remove a time counter
from those creatures. When there are zero time counters left on those creatures, exile them.
"*Incoherent squeaking* But for now we're gonna kill people."