I Don't Know Them

Target opponent discards a card at random. If that card is a creature card, create a 1/1 Happy Girlfriend creature token and a 1/1 Bro creature token.

Sacrifice both tokens, you gain 1 life. Then select up
to two opponents, they lose 1 life.

"They're wound up. They'll be hell to get down, but they'll sleep well tonight."