I Hate Playing This Game

{bold}Split second This spell can’t be countered or moved from the stack to any zone other than the battlefield. As this permanent enters the battlefield, permanents entering the battlefield this turn don’t cause abilities to trigger. Hexproof, Indestructible If this card is not in your opening hand, skip your draw step. Instead, search your library for a card named I Hate Playing This Game, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {T}: You win the game.{/bold} {flavor}Since we both know how this ends, I figured I’d save us the twenty minutes of you talking to yourself.