I Have Slain...

I Have Slain... enters the battlefield with 1 charge
counter on it. Once during your turn, choose 1—
•Put 2 charge counters on I Have Slain...
You may not attack this turn.
•Sacrifice I Have Slain... It deals damage equal to
the number of charge counters on it to
all creatures. Destroy all Weapons.
"I can tell you stories, I can tell you stories..."