I Intend To Resign

Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn's end step, you lose the game

At the beginning of your next upkeep,

Seize Bank Accounts (your opponents can neither spend any mana nor activate mana abilities until the end of turn)
Do Blackface (create three 1/1 Trudeau creature tokens that enter as copies of target black creature.)
Enact A Carbon Tax (you may pay {r} for each of your opponents. If you do, at the beginning of your pre-combat phase, add {r}{r} for