I-No, The Calamity

Haste, Flying, First Strike

Grand Fortissimo-Whenever I-No, The Calamity deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. If the discarded card would go to the graveyard, exile it instead with time counters equal
to half of its mana cost rounded up.

Megalomania-If this creature would die or become exiled, you may instead suspend her with two time counters