Ian, the Small Brained

Haste
Ian, the Small Brained can't block.
Whenever Ian, the Small Brained deals combat
damage to a player or planeswalker, discard a card
and lose 1 life.
"Hold on guys, I have to do one question for 2 hours.
Oh, and I need to eat this sandwich for about 3, so no,
I can't play tonight."— Ian