Ibaaros, the Darkin Harpoon

{t}: Ibaaros, the Darkin Harpoon deals damage to each player equal to half that player's life total, rounded down.

"Steer clear, steer clear, of the strait of Daray,
Where the waters whisper and the winds betray,
Where sea beast and bird so seldom foray,
For fear o' the darkness deep 'neath the strait of Daray."
- Bilgewater rhyme