Iceburg Slim, Pimp Consort

{t} Sacrifice three other artifacts and/or creatures: Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand like it was money and the other into your graveyard. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
"I smelled the stink that only a street wumpus has after a long, busy night"