Igneoux, the Flaming Bohemian

Indestructible
If an anyplayer would gain life, that player loses
that much life instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Igneoux,
the Flaming Bohemian, deals 1 damage to each
player and each creature and planeswalker.
"I was just married to a priestess and a witch at the
same time... they just didn't know it."