Igor of the Dark Arts

{1},{t} : Cast pee on a target creature (the target creature have to take out Igor to pee, therefore becomes tapped until the end of the next end step)
{2},{t} : Cast poop on target creature ( the target creature have to take out Igor to poop, therefore becomes tapped until the end of next end step and creates a poop artifact token; a poop token adds -1/+1 and has to be equipped to a creature otherwise will do 2 damage)
{5},{t} : Cast No Igor, bad! to a target artifact, Igor will sh