IKEA

IKEA comes into play tapped unless you control a Legendary Human.
{t}: Add {w} or {u} to your mana pool.
{1}{t}: Put a Food token into play.
{2}{t}: Put a 1/1 blue Shark creature token named SMOLHAJ into play.
{4}{t}: Put a 3/3 blue Shark creature token named BLAHAJ into play.

The meatballs are made from the souls who never were able to find their way out.